blind eel

this is a referance used for a poo. other names include turn, log etc

I have just been and left a blind eel at my mates house and it stunk, god help anyone in their house!Careful its still bobbing!

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eel girl

Debatably the most vial movie on the web, It is the worst of the notorious four (eel girl, goatse, tub girl, lemon party)
It features an Asian funneling little eels into another Asians viginia and then that Asian quifing those eels out into the first Asians mouth, who then swallows them.

Google eel girl
to watch this revolting image and change your views on the asian culture

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for eels

some what like fo reals, but not quite. a slang term meaning for reals or seriously. referring to a fact.

this is tight for eels! or this defintion of for eels is for eels, i aint joking!

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Eel Sauce

An exclamation used in awkward or uncomfortable situations.

The root "eel" is an onomatopoeic word from the natural sound one makes by becoming tense when uncomfortable. The suffix "sauce" is an English slang morpheme used to make a word or phrase more awesome.
The combination is a pun on the ingredient commonly found in sushi.

Friend: My mom sent me a care package at school, and there was a condom inside.
You: Eel Sauce!

Friend: I had sex with your sister last night.
You: Eel sauce.

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Electric Eel

First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.

It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.

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varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

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Electric Eel

Plugging an extension cord into the wall, splicing the cord, wrapping the cord around your dick and jumping into a pool.

1. Well, I just failed a test that will help me graduate college. I am going to electric eel myself.

2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"

Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."

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