effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

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effing awesome

When you go to a ridiculously popular, high quality restaurant (that normally has a waiting list, and doesn't take reservations for small parties) expecting to wait an hour and you get seated immediately.

We walked into the restaurant, expecting to wait for an hour like we normally do, but we got seated stat - effing awesome.

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Effed up Camel

An intense mega beat drop used by the world's most prestigous techno Dj's such as Afrojack. Some effed up camel may even give your ear a heavenly orgasm.

ex) shit i just cummed all over my beats by dre. after listening to that effed up camel

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No-Effing-Way Game

A hidden trigger in the franchise mode of "Madden" that unleashes a flurry of unexpected turnovers and bad breaks against you for a specific game.

A "No-Effing-Way Game is when the computer will not allow you to win without cheating.

"My RB just fumbled on the five yard line for the third time this game! There is No-Effing-Way I am going to win the game."

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effed ur mom

the act of fucking ones mother

me-i totally effed ur mom last night

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jesus effing christ

See "JesusFuckingChrist" definition

Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below

{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.

{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.

autumn effing fury

a myspace whore who is totally adored and loved by everyone. if you dont love her, you love to hate her. shes like a drug that everyone wants to shove in their arm every day. shes fucking amazing and if looks could kill shed be a murderer.

remember her name you'll be screaming it later

person: I totally fucked autumn
friend: autumn EFFING fury?!?!?!?!
person: YA DUDEEEE
friend: nice bro shes fucking hot

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