eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

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eggy farthead

Someone doing a fart on your head, and it smells like eggs, then you get eggy pink eye.

Did you just do an eggy farthead on me? You douchebag!

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Eggy nips

Nipples that are quite flat and fill most of the tit! Where as bullet nips stick out and cover less of the tit

eggy nips

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Eggy Carol

A phrase used by a female when a sterling male presents himself. In other words, a hot guy is in the area. Similar to "Schwing" and "Peng".

Refers to the substance produced by the female when she sees said male, sometimes called Icky Sticky.

Girl 1 - "Woah! Check out that guy!"
Girl 2 - "I know - Eggy Carol central."

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Mamma eggy

Meaning eggy of the mamma type. Also know as a fully grown egg.

Hey is that mamma eggy

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Ostrich eggy

When someone is exceptionally eggy, it constitutes a higher level of eggyness. Like that of an ostrich sized egg.

1: "My gf's pretty mad at me".
2:"She eggy bro?".
1:"Nah, ostrich eggy".
2:"Holy moly".

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Eggy Crumpet

the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.

Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet

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