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Eggplant squirter

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

by Donald Trumps cunt December 13, 2018


eggplant parmesan

Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face

Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan

by FredRodgers May 11, 2016

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eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 5, 2014

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Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 29, 2018

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slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc October 8, 2015

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the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

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Eggplant Parm

A group of people that get together to BS at work

We are a eggplant parm!

by Perfectionsection March 14, 2017

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