Page Eighted

To accidentally expose yourself in a lie, spoof, or scam. The proper response after page eighting oneself is "SONOFABITCH!"

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SONOFABITCH!!!

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eight inches

Pretty damn respectable length.

That dude's johnson must be eight inches long.

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eight fingers

A pint of alcohol. 2 male hands stacked on top of each other (8 fingers) are as high as a pint glass.

Give me eight fingers of your finest rum.

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Eight Six

Toyota Corolla GTS known as the ae86 or Eight Six, hachi roku, trueno, sprinter, levin etc. which is very popular among the drift crowd.

I drifted my Eight Six down the touge

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eight hours

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

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Greighty-eight

Eleven times better than gr8

That Godzilla movie was so greighty-eight.

over the eight

badly drunk, having consumed more than the eight drinks which would usually be enough for the average person to become very merry

"I didn't think twice, I was three or four over the eight, I didn't care if the girl was a coyote date" from the song "You'll Do"

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