The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.
Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.
A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
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A white-tailed deer with extremely large antlers. Another word for giant buck.
Dude, Randy shot a small elk on that mountain.
Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!
(Elk Creek) is a country town.
a gay stripper who goes at night and fucks migets. he lives next to a house full of weed
oh henry elkes bummed you last night
Dog with one eye possibly alien
Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke
Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.
Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’