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keep fucking with me and you will be hanging with elvis
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One of the least known members of the Ramones. He is also the drummer of Blondie (the band). In the revolving door of the drummers for the Ramones -- Tommy, Marky, Richie -- Elvis came in at a time when Marky was too much of an alcoholic and before they got the uberquick drumming of Richie. He played for a few gigs before they kicked him out for better punk drumming talent.
Ramone Fan 1: Name all the Ramones!
Ramone Fan 2: Joey (RIP), Dee Dee (RIP), Johnny (RIP), Tommy, Marky, Richie and CJ.
Ramone Fan 1: You forgot about Elvis Ramone
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The state of sucking at any given activity. To preform terribly.
"I'm playing like Elvis Grbac."
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The process where you take a shit and die.....with your pants at your ankles
elvis died taking an elvis shit. Just like Lou Goering died of Lou Goering's disease.
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When you don't have time to shower so you spray yourself with perfume or cologne. Elvis was famous for doing this.
I was on an airplane all night and had to get to my job interview immediately after landing so I had to give myself an Elvis bath in the airport bathroom.
An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.
However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?
Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.
Butt hole hair that looks like Elvis
Last night I met this guy and he had a nice Elvis flip