EM

:Excessive Masturbation

I can EM all day just by looking at that thot.😎👉🏿👌🏽

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EMS

acronym for eat my shorts as said by Bart Simpson

EMS Lisa, Eat My Shorts

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EMS

The happiest place in the virtual world.

Evil (Things) and Monster Sightings message boards on Neopets.

Did you read the board I posted on EMS?

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ems

When added to most any verb, the suffix "ems" puts that verb in to action in place of a longer, less necessary sentence/predicate. Able to be used in the 1st or 3rd person, this suffix typically makes light of a more serious situation, however the particualar usage of this suffix in often left to be interpreted by the listener according to the context of the conversation or mood of the room.

Upon winning the sports bet, Mitchell screams "Payems"; short for "Fantastic, I have won this bet and will be paid". When Tyler is asked if he should go back to the bar and pay the tab that he forgot to pay, Tyler screams out "Fuckems"; short for "Fuck that, I will do it later". Brantley points out the attractive girl at the BBQ restaurant by simply saying "Doems"; short for "I sure would like to do her/sexually intercourse her".

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EMS

A neoboard on the popular website neopets.com. Often filled with wannabe emos and goths and posers. If you're remotely good looking they bag on you and make you feel like a flamingo in a pigeons territory. They are against Anime and Twilight so fans beware.
if you are a fan of anime chances are you'd be called a fat crusty weeaboo
the natives dislike fat people, and anyone who want to go to japan
also EMS is highly populated with british people or people of british decent and believe they are extremely smart and believe that any education under highschool is meaningless

EMSer 1: Death Note is my favorite Anime
EMSer 2: ew get off you fat weeaboo
EMSer 3: stupid wannabe Japanese
EMSer 1: but i am Japanese look at my lookie
EMSer: 2: ROFL GTHO!

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ems

Acronym for "Eat My Shit"

Yeah, well you can EMS!

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eme

"eme" or "keme" is a word used by filipinos and others as a joke sort of like putting "jk" while texting

I think she's inlove with me eme.