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A field of study offered by college universities that focuses on math and applied sciences. Students who decide to major in engineering are usually obese and socially awkward individuals (think Yu-gi-oh card players and band geeks) going into the major with the false hope that the big pay check later will make everything better. They sacrifice all good aspects of life (healthy eating habits, developing good social skills, having a open mind, and sex) in order to study arbitrary things such as multivariable calculus and thermodynamics. In their quest to become soulless number crunching zombies they begin to bash on other majors constantly complaining on how hard and important their major is and anything that's not engineering is irrelevant. In reality they are short changing themselves from developing important social networking skills (which is essential in the job market) and obtaining a well rounded education. When the time does come they will most likely screw up on the interview to get the big job (due to their social awkwardness) and end up teaching at a community college as a second rate professor.

Humanities/Business major: Hey loser!
Engineering student (in his head): I'll show you. What I'm studying is important and it's going to get me that big pay check. Then all the ladies will come to me.

10 years later.....
Humanities/Business major (now a CEO): Hey loser!
Engineering student (in his head): Doh! Well at least I have my health..... wait no I don't.

by The_Scholar August 20, 2011

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engineer

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

by Anthony Andrew January 29, 2013

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Engineer

1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey

Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.

by archi-1 July 30, 2009

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engineer

Sarcastically used to describe a stupid/dumb person.

when you witness someone commit an unexplainably stupid act, you say " what an engineer" or "you're an engineer". Depending on the stupidity of their acts, you can go from "industrial to civil to chemical engineer" or another form. !!!

by Femi odunayo November 10, 2006

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Pseudo-Engineer

Sarcastic title, proudly used by those with Engineering degrees, when others without the degree, claim to be Engineers.

A supervisor introducing the working team to a new member:
"Even though he’s the only one with a real Engineering degree, Jack calls himself a Pseudo-Engineer because others here in the company claim to be Software Engineers but their degrees are from everything from Political Science to Accounting."

by truepseudonym July 10, 2018


Pseudo-Engineer

1: A person without an Engineering Degree who claims being an Engineer simply because they work in Engineering tasks.

2: A person who hasn’t gone through the rigors of Engineering School, yet pretends to be an Engineer.

Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm an Engineer."
Guy 2: "Oh cool! My brother's an Engineer. What's your degree on?"
Guy 1: "Well, it's in Graphic Design, but I have a Java certification and write software for a living."
Guy 2: Snickers and thinks to himself "Perfect...another Pseudo-Engineer."

by truepseudonym July 9, 2018


reflex engine

Reflex Engine is a popular non host sprx plugin for the PlayStation 3 console. Orignally released in December of 2016, it is currently by far one one the most successful non host sprxs ever released.

Reflex Engine is my favorite non host sprx!

by HeyThatsMildlyAdequete November 15, 2017

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