The member of a Ships crew who spends his day drinking tea and complaining about the true masters of the ship, the deck officer.
Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task.
Has severe adversions to sunlight
"Is that a Neanderthall on deck?"
"No it's an Engineer"
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Someone who is near a lot of engines.
Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.
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1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey
Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.
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Sarcastically used to describe a stupid/dumb person.
when you witness someone commit an unexplainably stupid act, you say " what an engineer" or "you're an engineer". Depending on the stupidity of their acts, you can go from "industrial to civil to chemical engineer" or another form. !!!
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Sarcastic title, proudly used by those with Engineering degrees, when others without the degree, claim to be Engineers.
A supervisor introducing the working team to a new member:
"Even though heβs the only one with a real Engineering degree, Jack calls himself a Pseudo-Engineer because others here in the company claim to be Software Engineers but their degrees are from everything from Political Science to Accounting."
1: A person without an Engineering Degree who claims being an Engineer simply because they work in Engineering tasks.
2: A person who hasnβt gone through the rigors of Engineering School, yet pretends to be an Engineer.
Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm an Engineer."
Guy 2: "Oh cool! My brother's an Engineer. What's your degree on?"
Guy 1: "Well, it's in Graphic Design, but I have a Java certification and write software for a living."
Guy 2: Snickers and thinks to himself "Perfect...another Pseudo-Engineer."
Reflex Engine is a popular non host sprx plugin for the PlayStation 3 console. Orignally released in December of 2016, it is currently by far one one the most successful non host sprxs ever released.
Reflex Engine is my favorite non host sprx!
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