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The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.
Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...
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where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.
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The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.
That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney
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a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.
I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.
Ernie is a word u would use to call someone a goat. Meaning that you are the greatest of all time
Alexis is a Ernie
The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”