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When really don't wanna dip your dick, but you're shy, so while she's blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed, you leave.
Man Racheal is just too freaky, but I don't know how to tell her, so Imma have to give her the Dirty Ever.
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what homosexuals or women say when they dont know what to say
(me)hey ricci get your thumb out of your ass you little bitch
(ricci)What eveeeerrrr
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what-ever
1.saying you refuse to talk to someone because they are fugly, and stupid.
get away geek i mean what-ever
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A great friend, hyper but kind, best person to have in your life<33
Allyns a great friend; Allyn - Ever
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what-ever
1. refusing to have anything to do with someone for obvious reasons such as ugliness,social standing etc.
eww look its the trumpet players what-ever!
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A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
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