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When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Conjuring up thoughts of small furry creatures from Star Wars.
Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.
the act of tying up someone who is much taller or bigger than you
oh my god Richard's ewokking Tall Steven