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Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 30, 2024


Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 30, 2024


Ewokative

Conjuring up thoughts of small furry creatures from Star Wars.

Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.

by QuacksO October 16, 2023


ewokking

the act of tying up someone who is much taller or bigger than you

oh my god Richard's ewokking Tall Steven

by horkus December 12, 2017


Ewoke rxtro

A dumb monkey

Omg ur such a Ewoke rxtro

by DAT MANS HOT June 01, 2021