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Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expense of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.
The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.
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The decision whether to masturbate or not
I wasn't going to get any tonight so I had to make an executive decision.
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Euphemism for the phrase "Fuck You!"
Issa: "Congress will supeona documents from the Justice Department."
Holder: "Um, ah, the dog ate it, I can't find it, uh...nope, not going to do it."
Issa: "We are going to vote you in Contempt of Congress"
Obama: "Executive Privilege"
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The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.
"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."
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Spending 3 hours, 8am to 11am taking phone calls, watching TV, Tweeting before actually working.
President Trump must have his Executive Time before his covfefe.
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a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, but still form an opinion on it that is usually outlandish due to the lack of understanding of the content.
Bro, Mike didn't prepare at all for this presentation, he was executive skimming again! Who's going to correct him in front of the CEO!?