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Facial Dispenser

A working Penis

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

by hsquad71 April 1, 2004

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Facial Cramps

When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.

by SpiceRubbaDubba February 6, 2011


E-facial

When a guy masturbates while on skype with a female and cums on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. Very popular for long distance relationships and in Frankfurt, Germany.

Mary: How are you and Bryan doing?
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!

by Claire Loves E-facials. November 18, 2010


Tri-facial

When three people jizz on your face.

Everyone thought Wendy was the innocent type until she got a tri-facial round the back of Chuck E Cheese.

by Plato's Second Son June 8, 2010

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Slushie Facial

An unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie.

One of the most hilarious running gags on Fox's hit series "Glee" is the "Slushie Facial," where an unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie. Rachel, Finn, Puck, Kurt...they've all been on the wrong side of a Big Gulp.

by TonyD343 April 21, 2010

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Surprise Facial

When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

by IMA CUM ON YOU December 6, 2008

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British facial

A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.

If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.

by ConcernedParties June 26, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž