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n. a fake I.D. often and only appropriately used by underage people who wish to obtain and/or consume alcohol from a responsible vendor. fakes can be either illegally (and often crudely) manufactured or passed on from someone of age to some one who looks alike (i. e. has the same color hair).
guy 1: hey little bro, are you coming out to the bar tonight?
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.
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this mother fucker can die in hell you will find them enjoying them selves or having a better life than you these assholes
can die in hell
person:1 who is that
me: that is my bitch wife Karen she is a FAKE ass
person:1 what
me:fuck you (crying)
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People who act like the nicest person ever to you in person. Then when they aren't around you, they talk so much shit!
"Hey, girl! How are you?" Sandra asked.
"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.
*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."
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Some middle class people at university.
You know the ones- wear designer rags, smoke roll ups to make themselves seem proletarian, bang on about George Orwell while sneering at the people they want so hard to be like, the "commoners" due to romantic delusions of hardship.
meanwhile the students from the lower orders are busy and quietly working hard to make sure they don't stay in poverty.
"Like, being poor is soooo noble...like"
"Ewww, look at that ragger, bet his lone mother lives on that awful estate, Daddy told me to stay away from them, they have been known to eat babies you know".
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Breast implants. Shortening of 'fake breasts' / 'fake tits', etc.
Did you catch a glimpse of Melanie's new breasts? Who does she think she's kidding with those fakes?
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A 7 graphic novel long series by Sanami Matoh about two New York cops, and their intensifing relationship with eachother.
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v. to seem like you intend to hook up or do something sexual but do not.
What happened with you and that girl?
Man, she was faking. All the girls in this school are fakin'.
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