Flamingo fanny

A word that one of my mates came up with in a boring maths lesson.

A: omg ur such a flamingo fanny

Fanny Daggers

In your 3rd trimester, when it feels like your baby is trying to dig his/her way out of your cervix with a teaspoon.

Ouch this baby is giving me fanny daggers in my vagina

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granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

Fanny Vamp

The process of drinking a woman's period blood from their vagina while wearing vampire fangs

Girl one "last night I was on my period"
Girl two "should let your boyfriend be a Fanny Vamp it feels great!"

Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

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fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!