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When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus
She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.
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Like a Golden Shower but when preformed by a midget or "little person".
Tauna can only get off by watching golden faucet porn cause she feels golden showers are just to messy.
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Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.
Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.
Man 2: nice bro
Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that
Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.
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An orifice between your butt cheeks that shit tumbles out of.
I turned on my shit faucet and laid 14" of cable.
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When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
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screwing someone over is knocking a faucet.... if lunch starts at 10 and you are counting on someone to bring you your food....and than he doesnt show up.... He "knocked you a faucet".
if youn planned to meet someone at a certain time it is good to show up....dont knock them a faucet
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The act of defecating on a woman's breasts, then titfucking her until you jizz on her face or chest. Then make her eat the poo.
Jeff: I gave Mindy a good Vietnamese Faucet last night.
John: What the fuck, dude! You know only I can shit on her!
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