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When you dose on acid, and as you’re peaking, you snort a fat line of coke.
Did you hear about Henry? He did a double feature over the weekend, and reached enlightenment.
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An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.
User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”
Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”
Adding features to software by finding them buried in an epically large code base. Typically sitting unused.
Fixing that error on the home page added a shiny graph.?
Where did that come from?
That code has been there for years?
Whoah that's some good feature mining.
A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.
That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.
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Deriving new variables from data for the purpose of analysis.
Why is this six gigs? The data set I gave you was only one gig.
Feature engineering, --sometimes I'm like my own neural network.
When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.
Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄
An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.
MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"