Placement of the cat box off the floor, in order to prevent the dog from eating the cat turds. The higher the better, preferably.
Have you scooped the feces penthouse? It looks fully occupied.
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The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.
Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?
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a person who has shit for brains.
bryle is such a feces cranium!
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When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.
Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."
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A specimen of brownish excrement. These come in all shapes and sizes. Believe me.
Holy crap! What a feces species!
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Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.
Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.
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One who has fecal matter on their noggin
Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.
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