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The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.
With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.
A varient on the term 'cool cat,' a term used to describe incredibly cool bros and hoes.
I'll see you fly felines later.
Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them
*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.
The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"
When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats
I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again
This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.
I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.
Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.
We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.