fell in love with a girl

Breakout song for the White Stripes, giving them the recognition they deserve. One of its main selling points is the amazing music video consisting only of Legos.

Man, that FILWAG video is awesome!

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fell down the stairs

To have gotten a hickey. Commonly used as an excuse.

Travis: What's with the ring of bruises around your neck?
Jason: I fell down the stairs.

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You fell for it fool

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

Person 1: *rickroll*
Person 2: *falls for it*
Person 1: YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!

Person 1 and 2 together: THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!

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fell off the wagon

Originally a phrase used when an alcoholic resumes drinking. The wagon is presumably the high school or college band wagon. In the 1950s, schools used to hold pep rallies for football teams. Often the music band would be on a wagon and the enthusiastic students would hop on the wagon. Alcohol was not allowed on the wagon. The phrase "back on the wagon" refers to one who quits drinking and hops on the band wagon, with a positive spirit, supporting the team and school. In other words, one who is happy to not drink. Relapsing into alcoholism is often sudden and unintentional, hence the description of falling off the wagon.

I guess John fell off the wagon last night, he was hammered.

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Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

My dick fell of

When the males dick falls off it happens at age 53

Honey my dick fell of

fell asleep early

what your girl tells you she did while she was getting dicked down

me:my girl said she fell asleep early last night
friend:you know that means she got fucked right?