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When the meaty cashier at chick-fil-a squrts in your frozen lemonade and the the infection from her roast beef flaps spreads to the snout of your penis.
“The musty bitch at chick-fil-a gave me dick-fil-a!”
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A fast food chain that gives away passes for one free sandwich combo per week for a year if you are one of the first 100 people in line. Do not be fooled by this, however, as you aren't required to wait patiently in line or even in any kind of order, instead putting you name on a list while you play four square or sleep in a tent. Don't expect to be able to participate, either, unless you don't have a job, because they post the openings in your area on their website, so hippies and baptists come from several states away to take your free chicken well before you could be at leisure to loaf around for the requisite amount of time.
Don't be too upset though, it's only cool because otherwise expensive food would be free. Just eat at McDonald's, it's the same shit.
"I went to the Chick-fil-a that is opening tomorrow about 20 hours in advance, but there were 284 people ahead of me, and they were all playing volley ball. Fuck them."
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The pro-gay rights protest involving fellatio on another man whilst inside a Chik-fil-A restaurant. Involves way more commitment and gayness than the "kiss-in" on August 3rd.
Lazy gay Robert said he was gobbling some cock during his lunch break. I think he gave some Chik-fil-A-tio for a free sammich. He said he can't wait for that big cock to slide down his throat, then that big cock to slide down his throat. double entendre(who talks like that?)
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When you go to chick-fil-a with blue balls and you have to fuck a chicken sandwich in order to get rid of your blue balls.
Owen: I was left unsatified so I stopped for some blue Chick-fil-A.
Friend: Damn did you really cum in that sandwich?
A typical Filipinx diaspora or a Filipinx-American who engages in whitesplaining on native Filipinos. They're also those who identify themselves as a Pacific islander and their whole personality trait is based on loompiuh, hallow-hallow, and adowbow.
Chick-fil-Am: Wowwww Jollibee is sooo good, have you tried hallow-hallow?
Reggie Fils-Amie always has his body ready. This meme will haunt him to the grave.
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Reginald 'Reggie' Fils-Aime is the current EVP of Marketing of Nintendo of America. Simultaneous to this, he is also a world-class video game hero/wrestler who received the self-proclaimed award of Ass Kicking and Taking Names, two things that go hand-in-hand with his high-octane, macho-pumped and fuel-injected life style. The patented "ReggieGlare" has mesmorized millions of fans and wiped out hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of PS2 and XBox fans. Reggie makes civilizations (such as Atlantis and Rome) fall, he makes young babies across the towns and cities of North America, and he could run for President of the U.S. in 2004 and win in a heartbeat. Reggie is the future of mankind. All hail the Regginator.
"My name is Reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and WE'RE about making games!"
"I once saw Reggie lift a car with his BARE HANDS!"
"His glare could pierce through solid steel..."
"I heard that Reggie tossed a man across the countryside because he denied buying a Game Boy Advance"
"With every DS, they should include the game 'The Regginator: His life and times', it would be a catalyst just like Tetris 15 years ago!"
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