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Common email received by some junior investment banker by his managing director. Typically received after 2 am and with a pitch book copy attached below.
Can be substituted with: "can we beef this up", "pls massage the numbers", "increase the multiples", etc.
"1 am" Analyst:
Dear MD,
Please find the pitch book for the X merger attached below.
Best,
"3 am" Managing Director:
pls fix.
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A strategy in real estate where you acquire a property that is in need of repair but instead of fix and flipping it you fix it and hold it as a long term asset for rental purposes.
Fix and flip is when you intend to sell the property.
Buy and hold investors usually purchase a turn-key or tenant occupied properties.
Fix and hold strategy is when you take a tear down property to fix and hold long term
1. I am trying to buy this property to fix and hold it.
2. My investment strategy is fix and hold.
A woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person.
Man: My partner is so gorgeous.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.
"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."
Something or someone that will fix you or help you for a while
"I've been so sad lately"
"Let me be your temporary fix"
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To crack or fix a softwareto perform illegal actions prohibited by the manafacturer. For example, adding a fix to a game can turn a trial version to a full version game without paying. The person who programmes the fix can make the fix do anything, whether that is to repair your game or destroy it etc etc. People make illegal fix's to repair a games faults or errors, programmers can also make fix's enhance a games graphics, volume controls, make it run without a cd etc etc.
K: I downloaded a free £700 software in trial version form and added a fix to turn it into the full thing without having to pay a penny.
J: what program was that?
K: Style XP
J: Really! I bought that the other day!
K: Haha
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an appropriate way to tell someone to fuck themselves. This term is used best in a public setting as an exclamation.
Idiot: doing something annoying, being a jerk, or otherwise off-putting
Certified G: Go fix yourself bro!!!
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