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A conversation between 2 overweight people, often concerned with diets.
If you can squeeze into that seat, sit down and we'll have a con-flab.
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The opposite of vague booking, people write so much in their status that they run out of room... Or TMI constantly.
This would be flab-booking: Last night I went to out with my chicks, steph said I was hot but I totally think my ass has been too fat lately! Anyway I saw my man John again and he was tasty. we talked for awhile then took turns;) Then we left around 4 am and rode home in this nasty cab. It was just eww. When we got back to the house we decided th watch some flix before passing out, also did a little janky smoke and the movie was like " " after using.
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masturbating into the excess fat of an adjacent passenger on a long flight--this may happen while one is asleep (nocturnal emission) or awake
the dude gets off the plane and the person picking him at the airport says 'oh shit, how'd you get that stain on your shirt greg? you must've gotten flab fucked. that's not the way to get to the mile high club fuckwad.'
Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
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noun. A role of fat that is so large that it hangs down, covering the genitals preventing sex.
They were unable to have sex because his Chastity Flab hid his cock.
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The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".
The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.
Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.
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Two girls who are best friends, whos names start with b and j. LOL blow job, they are very fat, try squeezing into skinnies, no sense of style and one of them has a tattoo which ripples up and down her lower back when she walks. These should be locked up in a dark box with no airholes. Anyone who see's them naked, automatically becomes suicidal.
flab fannys fiasco
*6am*
mother "school time"
wakes up.
*world falls into eclipse*
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