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The act of using one's penis as a kickstand to prevent one's self from rolling off the bed and it folding in half.
This morning I gave myself a cock fold. It sure did hurt.
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While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.
Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"
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One man who has single handedly changed the face of piano rock by being unique enough to pretty much set the standard.
No one rocks the piano like Ben Folds
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After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"
Quite possibly the foremost rock pianist of the last ten years.
He may be good, but he's no Ben Folds.
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Lovely estate , huge family. Be aware of the bunch of lads that constantly beg for cigarettes around the shops. Smells of weed most of the time but a nice place to live ,quiet estate unless there’s trouble then the whole estate know. Most of the estate know everyone’s business . Constant trouble causer of a child who’s constantly reported with brown hair usually in his pyjamas and has started to curl his hair. Shop keeper of bhojanis off-licence is a strange one who will touch your hand when giving him you the change of what u have bought and has you stood waiting whilst watching his tv.
Other than all that it’s a lovely estate , houses are quite big
johnson fold is a well known area known as jfold
Giving into something you never intended to be apart of in the first place.
“It was never my intention to like him. I folded.”
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