i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

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I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

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I can see the light

I'm going to die.

*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

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