sweaty stanley

A particularly inexperienced, grossly perverted balding south east asian. Likes pessaries. Profuse sweat formation due to abstinence.

1. Did you see sweaty stanley's armpits when he had to do the ortho arm exam? Pacific oceans!
2. When I think 'pervert', I think 'sweaty stanley'.
3. Why isn't sweaty stanley in today?

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The Stanley Parable

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end...

I could have typed this for infinity but there a limit to how many characters can be typed in a definition.

There are many ways you can use The Stanley Parable in a sentence, and I can assure you that this is definitely one of them.

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Stanley Parable

Stan-ley Par-a-ble (Stan-lee par-uh-buhl)

Noun.

1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.

Stop trying to find other ways around it and trust me. The easiest way to get this done is to just do it the way I'm telling you. You're caught in a Stanley Parable.

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Stanley pines

A man who commits tax regularly and his ex wife’s aim is getting better and he loves his family

Stanley pines is the better brother

Manly Stanley

When you poke an unsuspecting person in one of their eyes with your erect penis.

"John was watching a movie the other night and I gave him a manly stanley. He was pretty pissed off."

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paul stanley

the most amazing lead singer!
KISS RULES
sure Gene can be arrogant at times, but that doesnt give you an excuse to attack Paul, because Paul is an amazing man!

Paul Stanley can sing like no other man in the entire world!

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Stanky stanley

When a man or woman rubs his or her extremely stinky crotch on your shoulder / neck and you can't get rid of the smell no matter what you try.

I woke up last night to that Ally rat bitch Miller trying to give me a Stanky Stanley. Never pass out around Miller.