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Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.
F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!
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The substitute for breastfeeding, where bottlefed babies are more likely to develop asthma and diabetes than their breastfed counterparts, and the risks of nursing moms having breast cancer are lower—nothing to do with math teachers spoonfeeding students with formulas as a shortcut to painful teaching.
Unlike in breastfeeding, when the father is 100% absent, in formula feeding, both father and mother have a 50% chance of developing an early bond with the baby.
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A non exiting racing series so formula 1 drivers can avoid paying road tax
I can't pay taxes, I'm going to do formula e!
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I don't know what this is, which is why I came to urbandictionary to find it but it wasn't listed. Someone please define it for me.
VH1 Narrator: A $50,000 video game where you can pretend to race your own Formula 1 car
Ned: Formula 1? Let me check good ol' urbandictionary to see what that means
<few seconds later...>
Ned: ARGH! It's not here! Damn you urbandictionary!!
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Scientific Wild Assed Guess
I used the swag formula to determine the probability that there could be a tea pot orbiting somewhere between Earth and Mars.
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like slot car racing only a lot less fun
person 1: "hey you wanna watch the f1?
person 2 " no i'm playing scalextric"
person 1 " yeh i'll join, you f1 is whack"
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Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
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