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Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.
Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.
I'm looking for dinosaur fossils.
Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.
This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.