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Fossil hunting

When a man fists another man’s ass and pulls out treasure.

Dave went fossil hunting with TJ

by UltraGhastly November 26, 2018


Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018


meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.

That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!

by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023


Fossil strip

To be a fat fossil/ weirdo.

Your a fossil strip.

by Fossil48 November 6, 2017


fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.

Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.

by bastardlybasic July 10, 2023


fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0

Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.

by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022


fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022