When a man fists another man’s ass and pulls out treasure.
Dave went fossil hunting with TJ
A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.
Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.
Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0
Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.