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jock freeman

a person who is 8th gen australian but is ginger so he should be deported back to Ireland but not north Ireland because were nice also he is a person that is pretty good overall but ehh he's all right I gusse don't know what else to say

you: my god its jock freeman
jock freeman: oh hell naw man no bitches๐Ÿ’€

by TheReallyRealReel March 25, 2022


Morgan Freeman

Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate

Morgan Freeman is rumoured to be playing the chocolate dildo in "willy wanka and the chocolate dildo"
One of the famed bears in the porcelain cave.

by Freethy August 8, 2008

120๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris August 17, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene August 13, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kipp Freeman

An old lady, with the name KIPP. Old, and likes natural disaster tapes,

CHILD: You're such a Kipp Freeman.
MOM: Why?
CHILD: Because you are old !
MOM: I AM NOT

by S3XY_J3N!N! November 6, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morgan Freeman

an actor who often plays the role of "the wise black man".

he is the secret identity of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.

people found out about this because he played god in "bruce almighty".

morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!

by lalliman March 29, 2011

200๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž


freeman williams

Freeman Williams is a retired basketball player. He was the 1978 NCAA man's basketball division Division 1 champion. He was born on May 15th, 1956. He is 6'4 and the 1978 Boston Celtics pick round 1 pick 8. He went to college at Portland State University. He was a small forward and a shooting guard. He was also a all time scoring leader at Portland.

Wow, Freeman Williams is such an awesome basketball player!

by bigchungus223 May 9, 2019