Freeways

A freeway is an awesome place to ride your time trial bike. It has awesome gameplay and sick features such as off ramps, trash, parked cars, and in ramps. Your job is to go fast and hard and enjoy the 60 mph company.

Coach Scott: Sophia where shall we take these young student triathletes?
Sophia: on the local freeways! I heard they are awesome places to ride!!
Scott: I agree. Idc if they are middle schoolers as long as they have a iPhone we are doing it.
Sophia: Awesome! I was thinking South Santa Fe bc it says "FREEWAY ENTERENCE" and looks fun as hell
Scott: on Jesus, we can take these 12 y/olds on Interstate 70 it's fun and perfect to go fast
Sophia: Even better 💨 !!

Chinese Freeway

A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.

"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"