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A small, ditsy blonde, who could be the captian (or co-captian) of the cheerleading squad, who is frequently passed around for sex by members of a close friend group, or a sports team. More than likely, the lacross, hockey or football team.
How did you not know Jessica was a dirty frisbee? She's slept with everyone on the hockey team on more than one occasion.
The most beautiful, caring woman in the entire world. With a smile that lights the darkest of days and takes the initiative to get tasks done. She is smart, creative, and sympathetic. She is a dream that I didn't know could be real.
Courtney Frisbee, will you marry me?
The most beautiful, caring woman in the entire world. With a smile that lights the darkest of days and takes the initiative to get tasks done. She is smart, creative, and sympathetic. She is a dream that I didn't know could be real.
Courtney Frisbee, will you marry me?
when you have a hickie and your friends ask what happened
"What's that on your neck?"
"I got hit by a frisbee."
Lame, gay, boring. The worst game invented. Requires the athletic skill and talent equivalent to sweeping a floor. Great way for stoned hippies to work off their meager energy..
Hey Dave do you want to go to the Gay bar? their having an ultimate frisbee comp today.
No thanks man, I'm gonna sit here and finish my cheetos...
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There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
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