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A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.
My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.
A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .
He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!
When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.
OH GOD I have erectile function
All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
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"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."
"How are you typing? "
"Cognitive Function Bitch"
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The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
Forget this mother function test
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A person who suffers from functional idiocy.
The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.
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