Crazy party that is held when some1s parents go out of town and every1 comes over and drinks themselves in2 stupors!!
Hey my parents are going away to seychelles tomorrow lets have a free gaff!!
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To ignore a person / task.
Where it comes from: A gaff is a long pole with a hook on the end used to land fish or to keep them away (like a shark, for example).
"I'm going to gaff off visiting my grandmother this weekend."
"I was supposed to meet Britney at the movies tonight, but I gaffed her off."
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Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.
Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.
A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.
Sometimes describes physical pain.
I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!
Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.
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A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.
-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!
-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.
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