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Refreshing during an unskippable ad on Youtube. This results in either another ad, or the original video, hence the "gambling".
"I tried ad gambling PewDiePie's recent video, lost three times in a row"
"Sike, PewDiePie doesn't make ads"
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The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.
I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.
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Past Tense: "Gambled and Lost"
When one "Gambles and looses", it means on has tried to pass wind out of one's posterior, but some fecal matter comes out with it.
Syn: shart
Jason had to run to find the restroom quickly when he gambled and lost, squeezing in the bit of turd waiting to come the rest of the way out by walking funny.
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1) Chow Yun Fat playin' it cool.
2) Sometimes thinks he's funny.
3) HURRGLE GURRGLE *COCKS*.
4) Possibly a female, or a very sexy male.
You know, sometimes when I pretend to be God of Gambling I feel pretty.
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When the boys are down at the pub and want to go for a slap. Go on more more chilli and gamble the feature.
Jake goes up to randoms and says “gamble the feature”.
Maddie & Hollie always lose to red.
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You're in a room. Five doors. Behind four are your dream women who will let you do anything you want. Behind the other is a raging Sol Campbell. Chained up for months and ridiculously horny, he will do whatever he wants to you for however long he wants. Do you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?
Would you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?
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A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!
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