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Garret is fucking retarded and he has a Schmidt and a square head. His favorite game is Minecraft because he looks like Steve the noob from Minecraft. Garrett is also gay and he sucks dick as he is a male.
Garrett is fucking retarded
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The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.
Garrett we should hang out hoe
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A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.
Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.
“That dude is weird af”
“Probs a Garrett”
“Stop it devil woman”
“Don’t be a Garrett”
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They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours
Girl one: “he’s so sweet,cute,smart, and funny”
Girl two: “He must be a Garrett”
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A guy with too many guns and not enough peen
Man that Garrett has tiny peen but lots of gun.
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Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉
Man did you see Garrett with Cole last night, they were going at it
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