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Poo genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 24, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


genie in a bottle

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint-genie

Sparkling clean for the in between!

Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.

by B Tsunami April 17, 2019


Genie-arse

a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.

Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!

by geniearse April 12, 2018


trailer genie

I haggard older female that appears out of a cloud of stale cigarette smoke and slut magic when a younger attractive man has had too much to drink.

Tim got caught with a trailer genie in his tent.

by Assault Rifle Romance August 6, 2021


Genie Rose

Usually dark haired and dark eyed smart Adorable Asian girl. She has long hair that looks fantastic when it's curled with her token curling iron. She is guaranteed to win a dance-off. Extremely loyal UNTIL YOU PISS HER OFF! 3 strikes and you're out of her books. If you mess with her or any of her loved ones you better be prepared to face the consequences.

Genie Rose is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active in arts. Though she may come off as snobby, she is truly just shy with people and takes her time getting to know someone but if she likes you then she will be the best friend you could ever have. Knowing a Rose is a blessing in your life because once you get her out of her shell, she is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a Rose's trust because no matter what, she always has your back. Rose is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With her perfection and sweet ways. She just has that X factor you don't find in any other girls! A really loving girlfriend who you could bring home to met your mother!(usually your whole family will fall in love with her then too) , she just has that effect on people, and she will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in!. She is completely faithful and honest the best girlfriend/wife you could ask for.

All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
That girl is so nice!

Person 1 "Did you see that petite, gorgeous girl?"
Person : Oh that's my friend Genie Rose something special isn't she!!
Person 1 "She's hot!"
Person 2 "She's GENIE!"

by Ariaty June 9, 2021


Super Genie

A Super Genie is someone who goes to class, types their notes, study guides, homework, and papers.

Once a Super Genie saves their files, they post them on www.GradeGenie.com

"Have you seen that Joe kid in our class? I heard he was a Super Genie. He has typed all of the notes this semester and uploaded them on GradeGenie.com. Pretty sweet if you ask me!"

by Cary Silverman May 25, 2008