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gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle

May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !

by gentleasshole March 21, 2018


Gentle Racist

A person who laughs at racist jokes, but isn't truly a racist. Someone with the ability to enjoy the humor that can be derived by pointing out the differences in the races, without being hateful about it, or thinking less of any race, including their own.

The current political climate is making it hard to be a gentle racist. I get a big laugh outta the #stopwhitepeople trends on Twitter but nowadays it brings out all these morons talking about "white genocide." It's just a joke!

by evablogger September 3, 2016


gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 10, 2017


Gentle Jesus

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"

man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!

by Bone Cane May 28, 2024

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Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 8, 2011


Gentle understanding cat

A gentle cat that understands You

awww look at that gentle understanding cat

by pokemoose February 1, 2021


Gentle-aggressive

A gentle-aggressive person is an unremarkable or medium sized person that is not small enough to have full blown Napoleon's syndrome (like Derek Chauvin) but not large enough to be a gentle giant, so they might or might not become aggressive with a larger person, and usually be gentle with little people and midgets, but might get mixed up and end up being aggressive to the little people and midgets every now and then, and become gentler with the larger people, the giants.

The gentle-aggressive guy wasn't passive-aggressive, he was usually gentle with the midgets and he was nasty and aggressive with people that were too tall, but then sometimes he would be nasty and aggressive with the midgets thinking he might have done the wrong thing, and he would be gentle with the giants instead, all of which seemed like a human and inhuman thing to do at the same time.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021