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The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure
A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.
Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”
The act of coming and shitting at the same time.
That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!
When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.
Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.
My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night
A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.
Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"
An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”