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The art of stealing your freinds shit to give it to a hobo
"Joe you done with that drink? No cool here you go hobo" hobo gifting
Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.
All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.
*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*
Sam: I hate being short sometimes
Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.
Sam: … stfu
Invited to a birthday party, wedding, baby or bridal shower by someone rarely see or talk to just to bring a gift. Invite is usually by mass email. Not really friends with the person.
Receive mass email invite to someone's birthday party, whom I have not spoken to in a year. Tried to maintain contact or get together, but person too busy to get together, usually makes no effort. Told by friend when people who make no effort to call or stay in contact, but send out a mass birthday or shower e-vite, are gift grabbing.
Attend baby shower, mother to be barely acknowledges your presence, but happy to take the gift you spent your money on. Barely or does not say "thank you", receive a thank you note via email by the grandmother to be. Blatant gift grab.
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A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.
Haha, school for the gifted.
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virginity; a special present given to you by Jesus that you give to a noble courtier (or a random guy you meet at a frat party)
Chris Martin lost his precious gift at the age of 23.
Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.
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to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.
i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.
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Belgian's have large dicks. Also known as the Belgian Frite and The Belgian Endownment. Also the reason the French hate us.
Person- I am Belgian. My penis is 8.5in long.
Person two- Oh you must have the belgian gift!
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