Gnomed

Gnomed; to be Owned by a Gnome.

See; Owned.

Person1:
*Gnome Warrior hits you for 987 points of melee damage*
*You die*

Person2: LOL! u got GNOMED!11

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gnome

verb. To remove or limit a software feature that everybody likes except the developer.

Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.

"Woah, where did my icons go?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"

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gnome

To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.

Kristen gnomed my damn pipettman

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Gnome

Using the word "gnome" in place of no or know.

"Jimmy did you take the trash out?"
"Gnome, mom I haven't had time."

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Gnoming

The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

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Gnome

The most legendary garden ornament ever made.

2010 is the year of the the midgets that wear pointy hats and brain wash your mind (gnome).

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Gnome

Slang used to describe something that is good.

How was your test?" "It was gnome dawg.

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