You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

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I’m going to rape you

When your daughter Karen fails a math test.

KAREN I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU

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Here you go turkeys

what you say before mooning turkeys

Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*

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If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”

dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."

ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT?

What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.

Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.

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Before you go to Hollywood

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.

Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?

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Will you go out with me?

A way of asking a woman out on a date....not to be your girlfriend....on a DATE!

Joe: Will you go out with me?
Jane: Sure! Movies at 7?
Joe: Sounds great

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