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when two people are in a relationship and girls envy them, usually a celebrity couple or popular couple in high school
"omg brenda and austin are relationship goals!"
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In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.
There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal
when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face
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(skwรคd/ษกลl) (noun) (plural noun: squad goals): an inspirational term for what youโd like your group of friends to be or accomplish. Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.
I think on Saturday we should go see Bao Bao, at the National Zoo. She is so funny when she eats all of that bamboo, Squad Goals.
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When the Spokane Chiefs of the Western Hockey League score 5 goals in any home game, everbody in attendance wins free chalupas from taco bell. Therefore the 5th goal is know as the chalupa goal. Soon after the 4th is scored, fans begin a chant of Cha-Lu-Pa!
How was the game lastnight?
Great, Letts scored the chalupa goal!
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Is a type of goal scored in football where the ball is hit hard with pace but with no real skill or technical ability, kind of just a hit and hope effort which will rocket into the top corner. These types of goal are often classed as "worldies" as the keeper generally has no chance.
Pj "remember Tony Yeboah?"
Cb "yeah course, the guy is renowned for his african goals"
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1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.
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