government

The organization that will take away your liberties to preserve your "freedom." Resistance to government is evil. You must always make sure the government is happy. Opposing government is advocating chaos. Never ever ever ever consider anarchy because it is bad. Government will always help you. Politicians never use power for self-interest. Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely. If the Party says two plus two equals five, it is true.

Liberal: The government is excessively curbing our civil liberties in the name of--

Me: Duh. So what else is new?

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government

government
In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003

Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.

I gotta go take a shit.Can I borrow some flag (any flag) to wipe on?

doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.

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government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

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government

gay homosexuals

the government likes to sodomize the citizens

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government

In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.

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Government

"A government is a body of people. Usualy, notably, ungoverned."

Example: The United States of America

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Government

A joke.


See example.

Hey barry, that was a good government.

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