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Why, I don't know but all I know is that your mom said you were the worlds greatest mistake
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Metallica. There is simply nothing more to say.
James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Lars Ulrich
Cliff Burton
4 people, when combined, create the greatest band ever.
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A popular series of YouTube videos in which a kid named Jack videotapes the explosive temper tantrums, shouting matches, and other bad behavior of his older brother Steven. The original video has over 66 million views, and is notorious for showing Steven strip down to his boxers in a rage and shove a remote into his rear. The authenticity of the videos is uncertain, with some convinced that the videos are real, while others think the videos are acted.
Typical YouTube comments for Greatest Freak Out Ever:
"What the heck?"
"This kid needs to be beaten up."
"fake"
"fake and gay"
"fake"
"Who cares if it's fake just watch the damn video!"
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In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
A condom developed to dissolve when it comes in contact with moisture.
Very similar to the "Fresh Breath Strips" you place on your tongue, the "World's Greatest Joke" simply disappears.
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Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits
smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
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Queen. You can't argue against it.
Yo, man. Queen is the greatest band ever.
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