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When someone's birthday is 9 months after the death of a family member or close friend
Fester's grandma passed away 9 months before he was born. "Hey Fester your a grief baby"
The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer
That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.
He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.
A person who fakes closeness with a person, place, or thing that has recently perished or experienced a catastrophe. They do this in order to receive attention and sympathy. They go about this process by posting on social media and exaggerating the circumstances surrounding their relationship with the person, place, or thing in question. These people are the most annoying and lack self awareness.
"Hey, did you see what Regina posted about Brad's untimely passing?" "Yeah, I didn't even know they were friends. That's some grief groupie stuff right there."
"Wow, Brenda posted another picture of her in front of the Notre Dame from her high school field trip with a bunch of fire and sad emojis. That is bizarre grief groupie behavior."
The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker
After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.
Regeneration grief, also referred to as RG, is the process of grief that Whovians go through when the Doctor is regenerating. There are 5 stages of this process: 1) SADNESS when you find out that the Doctor is going to regenerate. 2) HATRED of the next Doctor when you find out who is replacing the old one. 3) DISGUST that they would ruin Doctor Who by casting this person to be the Doctor. 4) ADMITTING to yourself that this new actor isn't so bad... and, 5) ACCEPTING that you have become a total fangirl/fanboy, and never want this person to leave, ever.
Then the cycle repeats, over and over again, continuously breaking the hearts of every Whovian in the galaxy.
Person 1: "HELP I'M DYING, THE 11TH IS REGENERATING!!!!!"
Person 2: "Oh calm down, you're not dying."
Person 1: "THEN WHAT IS THIS STABBING PAIN I FEEL IN MY HEART?!"
Person 2: "That? Oh, don't worry. This is just the beginning of your RG {regeneration grief}, it'll be over soon."
Grief over the loss of something that only existed in dreams or fantasy.
Larkin awoke and felt the sudden pangs of dream grief. Not only had her husband left her for his manicurist, but her brownie nut fudge sundae vanished before she could take the first bite.
Greyland made a decent living but true riches eluded him. He watched his wealthy friends with envy, and his contentment in life was waylaid by dream grief.
The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".
I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here
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