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Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food

Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023


guinea pig

the cutest thing to ever exist and if you are reading this and you dont have one get one

guinea pig goes wheek

by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025


Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter

person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*

by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022


Guinea pig

The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK

Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub

by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021


Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019


Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.

I want a guinea pig

by CrunchayMaster123 July 20, 2023


Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014