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Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 December 1, 2019


Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.

by GURTRUDE FOREVER April 13, 2018


Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

Are we going to the quarry?”
Hundo P
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 23, 2022


gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022


naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017


Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.

"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"

by maire August 16, 2021


gurt

meaning yogurt without the yo.

popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.

can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.

"whats good gurt"

"you are a momisthatyou fan as well"

by 47KERO February 16, 2022